Friendship

Friendship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweeter.. just like you and me..
you are getting older and i am getting sweeter.

Beat for u

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!

stoping

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

pee

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

Friends

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being my friend ;)

Aur Aap

Perfect personality, excelent mind, acchi si muskan, chaal main najakat,
baat main sharafat, yeh to hui humari baat,
AUR AAP ......

Aagay .... Peeche

Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,
aur COW main peche?
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It's "W"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.

Delete Dirty Sms

It is very bad to keep dirty sms and picture in your mobile phone. Please delete all of them today. And don't forget to send all of them before deleting... your well wisher ;)

Bhoot

Star +Moon = Romantic night.
Birds+Sky = Lovely day.
Forest+Animals = Refreshing World.
U +Ur smile = O my God!!!!!!
BHOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT

Red Light Area

Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"
He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "

Sweet Like...

Sweet like honey, costly like money,
blessing like shower,
smiling like flower,
cool like ice, a friend so nice,
guess who?
O hello,Its me.. :)