Me and my Doctor

Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he'll go out and come in again.

Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

Another time a man came-running in the office and yelled, 'Doctor, doctor!! My son just swallowed a roll of film!!' The doctor calmly replied, 'Let's just wait and see what develops.'

One patient came in and said, 'Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.' The doctor asked, 'When did it start?' The man replied, When did what start?'

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, 'Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later.'

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, then he says, 'I wish you had come to me sooner.'